From Mindspillage

I hate it when people see two of something and then refer to it as "squared"... for example, two Mikes are not "Mike squared", they are "Mike doubled", since Mike != 2. I don't really know what a person squared would be... However, I do know someone who, in her screen name, claims to be the square root of herself. This makes more sense. You see, she is one (someone, anyone, pick one) and since one is also the square root of itself, I suppose it does apply.